Friday, October 27, 2006

Halloween: Time for Cheese

Halloween has to be the 2nd best time of year for movies (Christmas has to come in #1 due to Christmas Vacation alone!). I have always been a fan of the horror movie genre. Now, there have been a slight few of these movies that actually were scary in parts, but most are just great comedies with a lot of blood. My favorite slasher is hands down....Jason Vorhees. I enjoy Freddy and Michael Myers as well, and hey what is Halloween without some zombies. This past week we have gotten some free movies from our satellite company in honor of the upcoming holiday. I have Tivo'd them all and invite you all to come over and watch. Here is the line up:
The Toxic Avenger
The Toxic Avenger Part 2 (trust me, they HAD to make a sequel to this classic)
The Class of Nuke'em High
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Now I assume that you have probably seen or at least know about the tomato movie. But the one here that you all must see is The Toxic Avenger. This movie has the absolute worst acting, worst script, worst special effects and worst everything of any movie I have ever seen. The main "bad" character is named Bozo! I kid you not. Now, as to not ruin the story I must point out one other detail for you to watch out for. There is an 18 wheeler transporting liquid nuclear (toxic) waste. Please note that ALL of the containers have no lids! Of course this is crucial to the plot. If you do not spend the majority of this film laughing I would check for a pulse.
So, buy way more candy that you could ever give out, turn off all the lights and sit back and enjoy this classic cheesy film Halloween night. You'll thank me!

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